Thursday, March 26, 2009

calculators and phones

If you haven't noticed by now, there is a small difference in phones and calculators keypads. Actually, it's a big difference, they are opposite. And it's been screwing with your brain for years without your knowledge.

Well, I say, it's time for action!

Call your phone company and call your keyboard company. It's time to talk.

I imagine a world where telemarketers can also get jobs as bank tellers.


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Saturday, March 21, 2009

I can show you the world

Yes, fair princess, shining shimmering splendid. When did you last let your heart guide you to PA's Lounge, 345 Somerville Ave., Somerville? There I'll strike against that dirty vizier and his conniving ways, with the help of my trusty Javelin. And with the distraction provided by the Musical Theater I've hired to ride down the central way, will he suspect me? Never!
That's what I can give you, that your 3 foot tall father never could - a new fantastic point of view.
9 pm. Tonight.