A Service-y Post, in Honor of the Upcoming Holiday

That's right, National Condom Week! It's starting this Saturday, February 14th and runs through February 21st.  

My vast powers of deduction have enabled me to determine that the House tends to prefer the red-packaged extra-lubricated condoms over the other options (Rough Rider [studded condoms], Polyurethane condoms, Female condoms, and flavored condoms).  Therefore, I will be bringing home more of this condom type to stock both bathrooms.  If you feel your condom preferences are going unobserved, or if you want the bathrooms to also be stocked with spermicides or lubricants, please mention that fact in the comments, anonymously if you so choose.